Anecdotes of the old time.

Something is not fun on blogs. I propose to create a topic of jokes, but not just jokes, but jokes of the last century (Ollo Word of jokes three times). We post in the comment what parents, grandparents and what you yourself heard told you.

Trotsky said:
– It is very difficult to argue with Stalin: I am his quotes, and he has links to me.

A guy met a girl, decided to meet. But how? Neither he nor she has a phone. The guy says to the girl:
– Call me in the circus. I work with a clown.
– Okay, but how to ask?
– Say: Invite the one who deceives everyone. The girl dials a number, asks the telephone operator circus. Well, since she does not pronounce the letter “P”, the telephone operator gave the CEC instead of the circus (Central Executive Committee). Molotov approached the phone.
– To you?
– I who are deceiving everyone.
– This is you, Comrade Stalin.

The middle of the working day. Absolutely empty department store in which a couple of dull sales are sitting. The door opens, the peasant comes in, pierces some products for himself. At the exit, he is already met by a police outfit.
– Why is it you not at work?
– And I’m a writer.
– Show the membership ticket of the Writers’ Union.
– Here you are.
… pause ..
-Well, what are you, Comrade Writer, you could not write down to eighteen-zero-zero-zero?

The police at Andropov began to walk on https://nonukcasinosites.co.uk/jeton/ three. Any student of another a joke tells in a tram:
– Why did police officers walk around three?
– Because one knows how to write, the other read, the third must follow these intellectuals ..
Voice behind: “Your documents”, and before students – two in the form. They give students.
One cop to another:
– Van, write down ..

– You do not need extra ticket for Red Square for a funeral?
– Thank you, I have a subscription.

Big queue at the wine store. Heat. Guys stand, soar. Here alone does not stand up:
-Yes, I got it all this. Well, as much as you can! I’ll go to the Kremlin right now and kill the dogs of this Gorbachev to hell!
The people supports: “Come on, they say, good deed. “. The man leaves.
After half an hour, he returns, sad-large … He is asked:
-Well, killed?
-No, men … There is even more turn ..

Big queue at the wine store. Heat. Guys stand, soar. Here alone does not stand up:
-Yes, I got it all this. Well, as much as you can! I’ll go to the Kremlin right now and kill the dogs of this Gorbachev to hell!
The people supports: “Come on, they say, good deed. “. The man leaves.
After half an hour, he returns, sad-large … He is asked:
-Well, killed?
-No, men … There is even more turn ..

A little girl approaches the street to Khrushchev:
– Uncle, uncle, and dad told me that you were not only the first companion, but also the national economy
– Girl, tell your dad that I not only plant corn

– Vladimir Ilyich loved children very much. It happened, he is sitting on a bench, and if a girl sits next to him, he will get a razor and sharpens about the belt. Look at the girl and sharpen again. – So what does love have to do with it, Nadezhda Konstantinovna? – But he could have slashed!

Late evening. Lenin and Krupskaya lie in bed.
L: Nadenka, let’s quietly ..
K: You can’t, pioneers sleep behind the wall!
L: Well, come on a rase ..
K: You can’t hear!
L: Come on quietly ..
K: Well, okay.
L. and to. (sing): VI-hri in the same way above

Excursion to the Hermitage. The guide leads the group to the painting “Lenin in Poland”. In the picture – hut in the spill, two pairs of legs stick out from the hut. The guide explains:
– These are the legs of Felix Edmundovich, and this is Nadezhda Konstantinovna.
Question from the crowd:
– And where is Lenin?!
Answer:
– And Lenin in Poland.

The third congress of the Komsomol.
– Vormi!
The crowd chants:
– Lennon! Lennon!
– Vormi, I’m not Lennon, I am Lenin!
– Lennon! Lennon!
– Okay, XREN with you … Yesterday, All My Troubles Seemed So far Away ..